America's Most Unsolved Mysterious Custard Wanted

The butcher was a guy called Scotty (called so because he was Scottish or actually named Scotty or both.) They called the place Scotty's. It was once supposedly on TV (America's Most Wanted or Unsolved Mysteries) because the previous butcher (tried or did) kill his wife and (tired or did) make sausage out of her or something. And Scotty was suppose to get a free hat for letting them film, but he never did. On Sundays in the summer they'd have a BBQ with a sign that said 'Honk if you love ribs'. Apparently a lot of people love ribs. It drove my Dad insane for years, and he use to plot their down fall. Then one day he just asked them to stop putting the sign up and they did. My Mom once told me I should get a job there, in true Mom style she knew I was a vegetarian. It then became Erin's (I don't know if she was Irish - it's taken me six years to come up with that joke.) Erin's said it was a bakery but they never seemed to bake things. But in the summer they had frozen custard and it was oh so very good. My favorite was the dreamcicle (orange and vanilla). But they too have now closed. I want frozen custard.